Thursday, May 10, 2007

Spider-Man 3

Why:
  • As always, good stunts and action sequences.
  • Eric Forman, the only one that somehow manages to be convincing.
  • The sandman
  • The newspaper boss
  • Stan Lee, who finally left the Android's Dungeon
Why not:
  • Bad special effects for the night chase sequences
  • Melodrama, looks written by someone from Univision.
  • Convenient amnesia
  • Their idea of a cool Peter Parker is for him to behave like in A Night at the Roxbury (what is love? Baby don'hurt me, don't hurt me)
  • The aunt; the only thing missing when she talks is a white aura around her
  • The butler, whose only intervention is one hell of a way of cheating on the audience, specially for those who saw the first two chapters
  • Crying, and crying, and crying
  • Good moral values, honor, righteousness, doing the right thing, choice, blah, blah, blah
Verdict: Watch Batman Begins.

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